guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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