oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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