Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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