Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I enjoy the company of your penis
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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