is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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