Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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