Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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