I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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