In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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