That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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