Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
