in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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