he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
did i just pee glitter
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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