I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize