i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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