her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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