I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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