If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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