super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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