you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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