Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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