Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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