I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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