Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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