Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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