There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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