question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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