my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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