i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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