I can tuck mytits in my pants
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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