Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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