Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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