Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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