How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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