So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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