how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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