he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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