Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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