he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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