We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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