Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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