i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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