Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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