In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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