he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I need to stop coming to work sober
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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