They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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