ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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