You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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