____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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