Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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