What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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