piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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