y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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